GRAVITY
IS
A
B*TCH
Tell me honestly, are you suffering from an advanced case of gravity?
Symptoms May Include:
01
Cleavage gone missing under suspicious circumstances.
02
Adjusting your bra like it owes you money.
03
The quiet knowing that your boobs used to sit closer to God.
GRAVITY
IS
A
B*TCH
Tell me honestly, are you suffering from an advanced case of gravity?
Symptoms May Include:
01
Cleavage gone missing under suspicious circumstances.
02
Adjusting your bra like it owes you money.
03
The quiet knowing that your boobs used to sit closer to God.
WE DON'T RECOMMEND SURGERY
Painful. Messy. Expensive.
And frankly, too much paperwork for something we can handle in under a minute.
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Introducing:
B
OO
B
JOB BRA
Dramatic lift, instant cleavage, and that delicious little “did she do something?” effect without scalpels, scars, or pain.
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MUREX SHELL
BLACK
NUDE
BOMBSHELL BOOBS
MAXIMUM COMFORT
INSTANT CLEAVAGE
SMART SILICONE TEC®
1-INCH
LIFT
Powered by SmartSilicone Tec®, replaces rigid metal wire with flexible silicone for lift, volume & instant cleavage.
GRAVITY HAD A PLAN
The Nurse Had a Better One.
Watch the Full Boob Job Bra Story.
GRAVITY HAD A PLAN
The nurse had a better one.
Watch the full Boob Job Bra story.
MEET THE CHARACTERS
“MAX” Bust
“MAX” Bust
A suspiciously confident plastic surgeon with questionable credentials, terrible instincts, and a deep love of unnecessary procedures.